Whyd I do this to myself? Its not enough that my entire life for the past three years has revolved around you, that you have completely changed my life. I would do anything for you, you know. Anything. Lie. Cheat. Steal. Kill, if I had to. I am yours till the day one of us dies. Do you have any idea how strange that is? Me? Commitment? Does the Phrase "Cold day in Hell" give you any idea how strange this is? Whod have thought that Id fall in love with you, of all people? Not me, thats for sure.

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It should be a crime to have eyes that blue. Or to have hair that soft. Or to have a voice that completely grounds me to reality while playing a direct role in my fantasies, as well. It should be a crime to be that beautiful and to live with me without being with me. But that isnt going to happen is it. Im just your friend. Best friend. Can I live with that? I dont know. I hope so. It really should be a crime, me falling in love with you. And you not falling in love with me.

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When did I get the job of Den mother? I dont remember asking for this and I damn sure dont get paid enough for this. My Job description just says that I have to catch the bad guys, preferably while smoking a really good stogie. But no. Im not that lucky. Youd think that between the two of them they would be able to figure out the obvious. Hell, one of them is a genius and the other one has super senses. But theyre both clueless. I guess its up to me to make them see that they belong together.

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